Sentences you will never see on Facebook

1. ABC and millions of other people have started using THEIR BRAINS

2. Rulers and people are now friends.

3. Mrs. XYZ likes her husband and 14 other men.

4. Mr. XYZ hates his wife and 14 other men.

5. Some application is requesting that you don’t let it access your private information because it is dangerous and idiotic.

6. List of people you might know but not give a shit about.

7. Status: What important or meaningful thing that makes some sense is on your mind?

8. Meera likes (and understands) Nietzsche and 10 other philosophers.

9. Someone you have never heard of has commented on a photo of a stranger that one of your friends was tagged in and you had absolutely nothing better to do than comment on it earlier.

10. Satan is now friends with the President and 500 other politicians.

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