Alif & Bay:
Alif: Remember our neighbor, Mr. Azam?
Bay: Remember what about him?
A: Remember him?
B: In general?
A: In whatever. Remember that he existed?
B: Yes, and as far as I know he still does.
A: Actually no. That’s what I have been trying to tell you. He died yesterday.
B: Ha! Was that in the papers?
A: No, I….
A: No, but….
B: What? Not even on facebook? Twitter then….
A: No, you idiot, it wasn’t on any of these things. I went to…..
B: I don’t believe you then. If it wasn’t on any of these, it didn’t happen.
A: Of course it did.
B: How do you know? Was it on facebook?
A: No, I ….
B: Then it didn’t happen. Stop your lying nonsense, and let’s talk about something else.
A: What something else, you moron?
B: I was thinking we should go visit Mr. Azam someday. Seems like a nice person. Puts up really good quotes on facebook.