Alif and Bay; Right age for a Harley Davidson

Alif: He bought a Harely!
Bay: So?
A: I don’t believe it.
B: Maybe he didn’t buy a Harley then!
A: Of course he did.
B: Then you do believe it.
A: I meant I cannot believe it.
B: And yet you do!
A: One can’t buy a Harley at the age of 68.
B: And yet he did.
A: There’s an age for everything
B: And what’s that?
A: What’s what?
B: The age for everything.
A: There’s no one age for everything.
B: You just said there was.
A: I meant there is a specific different age for every specific act.
B: So what’s the age for buying a Harley?
A: Between 20 and 40.
B: You’re between 20 and 40.
A: So?
B: Why haven’t you bought a Harley yet?
A: There’s no obligation to buy a Harley if you’re between 20 and 40
B: So you can buy it at 68?
A: No.
B: But you said there’s no obligation.
A: I meant….O forget it.
B: Forgotten.
A: But can you imagine! What will people say when they see a 68 year old on a Harley!
B: Is it important what people will say?
A: It is always important.
B: Then the only way to know what people will say when they see a 68 year old on Harley is to be a 68 year old and be on a Harley. Bravo to him!
A: But there’s an age for everything.
B: What’s the right age for poking your nose into other people’s business?
A: There’s no age for that
B: But you said there’s an age for everything.
A: O forget it.
B: Forgotten.
A: And what about that retired banker across the street
B: What about him?
A: He is 70 years old and I have heard he married a 20 year old girl.
B: That’s great.
A: What’s so great about that?
B: Well, at least he didn’t buy a Harley!
A: But….ok, forget it.
B: Forgotten.

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