- MQM joins the government again.
- Any Political Leader says Humara Mulk Aik Intihayi Nazuk Daur se Guzar Raha Hai!
- Kamran Khan Says Qayamat-e-Sughra ka manzar hai
- A Newscaster says Sadar ne nihayat afsos ka izhar kiya
- A Bollywood heroine says Mein tumharey bacchey ki maan banney wali hun
- Mathira says Koochi Koochi Koo
- Aamir Liaqat Hussain says Wah Wah Subhan Allah! Kya kehnay
- Yousuf Raza Gillani says Jahan tak blah blah ka taalaq hai
- Meera says …………………… well, anyt hing
- Anyone from the government mentions Picchli Hakumat