- ABC and millions of other people have started using THEIR BRAINS
- Rulers and people are now friends.
- XYZ likes her husband and 14 other men.
- XYZ hates his wife and 14 other men.
- Some application is requesting that you don’t let it access your private information because it is dangerous and idiotic.
- List of people you might know but not give a shit about.
- Status: What important or meaningful thing that makes some sense is on your mind?
- Meera likes (and understands) Nietzsche and 10 other philosophers.
- Someone you have never heard of has commented on a photo of a stranger that one of your friends was tagged in and you had absolutely nothing better to do than comment on it earlier.
- Satan is now friends with the President and 500 other politicians.
