- Someone who has watched the movie before and is a compulsive spoiler who keeps telling you what’s going to happen next.
- Someone who has watched the movie before and is not a compulsive spoiler but keeps saying, “watch what happens next” or “look, look this is a good one” as if you were looking somewhere else.
- Someone who does not like watching movies or likes it only so he could criticize everything in them as if he was Oliver Stone’s lost twin.
- Someone who is not good at listening or does not understand the language well and keeps asking you “What! What did he just say?”
- Someone who is too proud of being good at listening or knowing the language and keeps telling you what he just said.
- Someone who eats during the movie and makes such loud crunching sounds that no one knows what he just said.
- Someone who is continuously reminded of similar events in his own life by different scenes of the movie and wants to share his great experience with everyone.
- Someone who wanted to watch another movie and keeps telling you how that would have been better.
- Someone who is too dumb to understand the jokes or twists in the script and makes you feel silly when you are laughing or being surprised.
- Someone who is having too much fun watching the movie and not only disturbs you but makes you pity him for having such a sad life.
Sarmad Tariq 